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Are body lights right for you? Another trend that leaves me in the dark

I was looking around the Internet at some odd or "novelty" fashion trends for some research I'm doing. I am well aware of the more prudish (??) stuff out there such as plain old lingerie and ho-hum (??) things like body stockings.

But body lights?? Blinking body lights at that???

Where have I been while the world of high-tech LED lights has taken such a bizarre turn and come up with body lights? As I understand it, they're tiny little LED lights in a vast array of shapes, colors, and sizes -- mostly tiny, mostly blinking -- which can be fastened to your body and/or scanty clothing via magnets, hooks, or something.

Okay, I was kidding about lingerie and body stockings being "ho-hum" or "plain old anything." A lovely woman in alluring clothing/costume certainly catches my eye -- and I've been very happily married for more than 40 years. But what I'm having trouble imagining, really, is the use and appearance of blinking body lights. And the truly most bizarre blinking body lights I saw were teeth or mouth lights.

Sorry, but it simply made me cringe to see the animated video on that website. It was a close up of apparently a young lady's mouth as she smiled and her teeth and the inside of her mouth glowed and blinked rapidly on and off.

Enough for me. End of discussion. Feel free to light up your body and blink away. In America, I'm proud to say, we allow freedom to do that. But just blink somewhere else and not around me, please.
[tags]body stocking, body lights, blinking body lights, bizarre fashion trends, just a guy who reads the papers[/tags]